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Frequently Asked Questions...

How do I convince the aliens to use more lube before probing me?

I don't speak their language! I know they're coming back for me tonight, help please

Best Answer...


Oh shit! Not good. Maybe just take a few tubes of lube with you, and show them how to use them? Try using primitive sign language, or if they are telepathic just concentrate really hard on something like "please use more lube, please use more lube, please use more lube..." and perhaps while thinking of how to use lube. Hope this helps! Let us all know how it goes, and what they want.